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lalaki#2:pare bkit k umiiyak?

lalaki#1:pare kamamatay lng ng nanay ko iniwan n kmi(patuloy s pag iyak)

lalaki#2:ganun talaga buhay pare una una lng...

lalaki#1:(tumangap ng tawag s handphone) lalong bumunghalit ng iyak...

lalaki #2: pare bkit anu nangyari??

lalaki#2:tumawag kapatid ko namatay din daw nanay nya waaaah...]]> Humor Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:08:15 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/double-condolence-t11783.htm#99041 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/double-condolence-t11783.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/first-time-daw-t11758.htm jaymyr Sa isang motel... Sir: oh inday!! nanginginig ka Inday: pasensya na sir kinakabahan ako... Sir: 1st time mo ba? Inday: opo sir Sir: saan ba ang switch mabuksan nga ang ilaw Inday: dyan po sir sa uluhan ng kama... Humor Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:19:47 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/first-time-daw-t11758.htm#98747 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/first-time-daw-t11758.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/the-sauce-t11448.htm nashko_force [SEA FOOD SAUCE INGREDIENTS - 100 gm sun-dried tomatoes, preserved in oil - 1 clove garlic, mashed ( optional ) - 1 1/2 cup mayonnaise - 4 tbs. sour cream - 1 tsp. tabasco sauce - salt, to taste[/color] PREPARATION 1. Drain the sun-dried tomatoes from their oil, put in a food processor and blend into a puree. 2. Add the garlic, mayonnaise, sour cream, hot sauce and salt. 3. Cream into a smooth sauce. 4. Refrigerate and erve with shrimps or seafood, ... Home Made Foods Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:28:34 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/the-sauce-t11448.htm#96276 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/the-sauce-t11448.htm http://www.migforces.com/force-eyebols-f9/admin-inspire-and-sis-maemar-b-day-celebration-t11731.htm jadelyn18 sobrang dame ng pagkain, wala ako masabi, pero syempre kare kare lang gusto ko hahahaha... masaya pa rin kahit kukunte kame,madame ang hindi pumunta.. maraming salamat po sis erly sensya na po at pasaway ung iba hahaha... thanks din po sa masasarap na pagkain... at dun din sa my dala. happy b-day admin inspire and sis maemar, wish you all the best in life. admin care, banyo_queen, donalyn, faith, purple_gie, maemar and erly. mga photomaniac.. hahahaha... ... 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Sat, 27 Jun 2009 23:53:20 GMT http://www.migforces.com/force-eyebols-f9/admin-inspire-and-sis-maemar-b-day-celebration-t11731.htm#98488 http://www.migforces.com/force-eyebols-f9/admin-inspire-and-sis-maemar-b-day-celebration-t11731.htm http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-tart_force-t11753.htm nashko_force Myspace Happy Birthday Comments & Graphics Myspace Happy Birthday Comments & Graphics Myspace Happy Birthday Comments & Graphics Myspace Happy Birthday Graphics Tart_force have fun Birthdays Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:47:55 GMT http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-tart_force-t11753.htm#98711 http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-tart_force-t11753.htm http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-bro-el-matador-t11700.htm erly_force PicSpiK.Com | Birthday Graphics bro ko el matador wishing you all the best Birthdays Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:01:48 GMT http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-bro-el-matador-t11700.htm#98226 http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-bro-el-matador-t11700.htm http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-diyar_iraq-t11741.htm nashko_force Myspace Happy Birthday Comments Myspace Happy Birthday Comments diyar_iraq Myspace Happy Birthday Comments Graphics for Happy Birthday Comments Graphics for Happy Birthday Comments Birthdays Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:21:19 GMT http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-diyar_iraq-t11741.htm#98552 http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-diyar_iraq-t11741.htm http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-pegasus202-t11686.htm gone_the_force just wanna say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" HON... may GOD grant you enough strength & wisdom to face the challenges of the day...for all the LOVE, CARING and SHARING...YOU are special BLESSING to ME...I LOVE U ALWAYZ... Birthdays Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:26:43 GMT http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-pegasus202-t11686.htm#98180 http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-pegasus202-t11686.htm http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-ser-tusoquero-t11703.htm erly_force PicSpiK.Com | Birthday Graphics ser tusoquero wishing you all the best in your birthday Birthdays Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:31:04 GMT http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-ser-tusoquero-t11703.htm#98230 http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-ser-tusoquero-t11703.htm http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-bro-kakashi-t11701.htm erly_force PicSpiK.Com | Birthday Graphics bro kakashi wishing you all the best on your birthday Birthdays Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:07:26 GMT http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-bro-kakashi-t11701.htm#98227 http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-bro-kakashi-t11701.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/cocktails-and-beverages-t11296.htm nashko_force 2. CHOCOLATE MILK SHAKE INGREDENTS THREE FOURTH CUP MILK 100 GRAMS (4 OZ.) SEMI-SWEET CHOCOLATE ONE HALF CUP WATER ONE THIRD CUP SUGAR 3 SCOOPS VANILLA ICE-CREAM PREPARATION 1. Heat the chocolate and water in saucepan over median heat, stirring constantly, until the choclate is melted and the mixture is smooth. Stir in the sugar and heat to boiling. Leave to cool. 2. Place the milk and the choclate syrup in the blender. Cover and blend on high speed for 3-5 seconds. ... Home Made Foods Tue, 19 May 2009 22:46:00 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/cocktails-and-beverages-t11296.htm#94862 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/cocktails-and-beverages-t11296.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/papaya-pineapple-delight-t11319.htm erly_force you will need; 1 cup papaya puree 1 can (35 cl) del monte pineapple juice 3/4 cup white sugar 3 tbsp. lemon juice 2 cups water heres how; combine all ingredients stir serve with ice ..... Home Made Foods Thu, 21 May 2009 15:57:02 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/papaya-pineapple-delight-t11319.htm#94971 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/papaya-pineapple-delight-t11319.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/salad-time-t11478.htm nashko_force CHICKEN CURRY AND AVOCADO SALAD INGREDIENS: - 2 avocados, halved - 200 gm. ( 8 oz ) chicken breast, cooked and shredded - 1/4 cup pineapples, cut into chunks - 2 green onion, chopped - 3 tbs. mayonnaise - 1 tbs. fresh cream - 1 tbs. curry powder - 1/4 tsp. white pepper - 1/2 tsp. salt - Chopped parsley, for decoration - Slices of pineapple, halved, for decoration PREPARATION: 1. Combine the shredded chicken, mayonnaise, fresh cream, pineapples, ... Home Made Foods Sat, 06 Jun 2009 12:25:55 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/salad-time-t11478.htm#96502 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/salad-time-t11478.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/appetizers-t11618.htm nashko_force Fried Lamb Testicle Ingredients - 4 lamb testicles peeled and sliced - 1 cup flour - 3/4 tsp. salt - 1/4 tsp. white pepper - 1/2 tsp. all-spice - Vegetable oil, to fry testicles - 1 tbs. butter - Juice of 2 lemons - 2 garlic cloves, mashed ( optional ) - Parsley, chopped for decoration Preparation 1. Peel the testicles and slice then diagonally into long strips. 2. Mix the flour, salt, pepper and all-spice. 3. Dip the sliced testicles ... Home Made Foods Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:56:48 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/appetizers-t11618.htm#97656 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/appetizers-t11618.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/fish-and-seafood-t11616.htm nashko_force Fried Breaded Shrimps Ingredients - 1 kg. ( 2lbs. ) medium-size shrimps, cleaned and washed - 2 eggs, beaten with 1/2 tsp. salt - 1/4 tsp. white pepper - 4-5 slices of bread - 1 clove garlic, mashed or 1/2 tsp. garlic powder - 1 tsp. lemon zest, grated *Tartar Sauce* - 4 tbs. mayonnaise - 1 tbs. cucumber pickles, finely diced - 1 tbs. green and red peppers, finely diced - 1 tsp. capers - 1 tsp. parsley, chopped - 1 tsp. green onions, chopped ... Home Made Foods Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:15:10 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/fish-and-seafood-t11616.htm#97648 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/fish-and-seafood-t11616.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/stuffed-mushrooms-t11589.htm hapl82oo9_force 1 CUP SEASONED BREADCRUMBS 1 CUP GRATED PECORINO ROMANO CHEESE 1/4 CUP CHOPPED FRESH FLAT-LEAF PARSLEY 3 TBSP CHOPPED FRESH MINT 3 CLOVES GARLIC,MINCED 1/2 CUP OLIVE OIL,DIVIDED 3 PKG.(14 OZ.EACH) GOURMET DRESSING MUSHROOMS,CLEANED AND STEAM ---HEAT OVEN TO 400 oF.IN MEDIUM BOWL COMBINED FIRTS FIVE INGRDIENTS WITH 1/4 CUP OLIVE OIL; SPOON INTO MUSHROOMS.DRIZZLE WITH REMAINING OIL.PLACE ON BAKING SHEETS.BAKE 25-30 MINUTES OR UNTIL BROWNED ... Home Made Foods Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:39:41 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/stuffed-mushrooms-t11589.htm#97420 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/stuffed-mushrooms-t11589.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/mango-tart-t11575.htm hapl82oo9_force [b]PREP TIME 45 MINS TOTAL TIME 1 HOUR AND 20 MINS PLUS CHILLING MAKES 8 SERVING. FOR A BAKERY PERFECT LOOKING CRUST,THE EASIEST AND NEATEST WAY TO TRIM OF A TART PAN IS TO RUN A ROLLING PIN ACROSS THE TOP OF THE PAN SO THAT THE METAL EDGE CUTS TRHOUGH THE DOUGH. CRUST 1 1/4 C. ALL-PURPOSE FLOUR 1/4C.CONFECTIONERS SUGAR 1/4 TSP.SALT 8 TBSP.COLD BUTTER ... Home Made Foods Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:12:22 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/mango-tart-t11575.htm#97289 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/mango-tart-t11575.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/cocktails-and-beverages-t11295.htm nashko_force 1. AVOCADO COCKTAIL INGREDENTS 2 medium avocadoes 1 large banana 2 cups milk 4 tbs. honey or sugar Oriental fresh cream (ashta) Raisins Black grapes, pineapple slices, kiwi slices, for decoration PREPARATION 1. Peel the avocadoes and cut in half. Take one half and cut into 3cm. cubes 2. Slice the rest and put in the food processor and puree. Add the banana, milk and honey or sugar and blend into a smooth thick cocktail. ( More milk can be added if needed) 3. Pour ... Home Made Foods Tue, 19 May 2009 22:20:04 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/cocktails-and-beverages-t11295.htm#94861 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/cocktails-and-beverages-t11295.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/yummy-strawberry-shake-t10837.htm gone_the_force
ingredients

4 cups strawberries,hulled

2 cup ice cubes

2 cups milk

4 cups strawberry ice cream

2 teaspoons white sugar


DIRECTIONS

1.in a blender combine strawberries,ice,milk, ice cream and sugar.
blend until smooth...]]> Home Made Foods Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:31:09 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/yummy-strawberry-shake-t10837.htm#90568 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/yummy-strawberry-shake-t10837.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/carrot-crush-t11305.htm erly_force you will need; 1 can (35 cl) del monte pineapple juice 1 small (150 g) carrot,boiled,peeled and cut intochunks 3/4 cup sugar 2 tbsp.lemon juice 2 1/2 cups water 1 bottle (8oz) sprite or 7 up heres how; osterize carrot with del monte pineapple juiceuntil fine. combine with the remaining ingredients. add sprite or 7 up and serve with ice... Home Made Foods Wed, 20 May 2009 21:15:35 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/carrot-crush-t11305.htm#94918 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/carrot-crush-t11305.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/pineapple-twist-t11316.htm erly_force you will need; 1 can (35 cl) del monte pineapple juice 1 (200 g) red apple 1 tbsp.lemon juice 1 1/2 cups water 1/4 cup white sugar heres how; pare and core apple cut into small pieces and soak in del monte pineapple juice and lemon. blend/osterize on high until fine add water and sugar..stir and serve with ice ....... Home Made Foods Thu, 21 May 2009 15:37:21 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/pineapple-twist-t11316.htm#94967 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/pineapple-twist-t11316.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/pork-puchero-t11354.htm jaymyr INGREDIENTS: 2 lbs pork,cut into small cubes 1 oz chorizo 4 chopped green onions 1 celery stalk 1 head cabbage 2 potatoes,cut into small cubes 1/4 lb green string beans 1 chopped green pepper 2 tbsps peanut oil 2 cloves crushed garlic 1/2 cup tomato sauce 1 cup garbanzo beans 2 tbsps salt PREPARATION: *Put your meat ... Home Made Foods Tue, 26 May 2009 17:47:42 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/pork-puchero-t11354.htm#95327 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/pork-puchero-t11354.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/melonade-t11306.htm erly_force you will need; 1 small (300 g) melon pureed 1 can (35 cl ) del monte pineapple juice 3/4 cup white sugar 1 tbsp. lemon 2 cup waters heres how; combine all ingredients.stir serve with ice....its very easy try it guy.... Home Made Foods Wed, 20 May 2009 21:23:15 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/melonade-t11306.htm#94919 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/melonade-t11306.htm http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/beef-empanada-t11630.htm erly_force beef empanada 1 1/4 oz of pkg of double crust pastry 3 cups ground beef 1 tbsp of olive oil 2 tbsp mince garlic 1/4 cup very finely mince onions 1/4 cup mince tomatoes 1 cupchopped hard boil egg 1 cup finely chopped sweet pickles 1 tsp salt 1 tsp ground pepper flatten the pastry dough and cut 4 inch squares saute the ingredients in skillet minus the pickles and egg and cook about 25 minutes untill the beef iscompletely cook drop in the egg and pickles ... Home Made Foods Sat, 20 Jun 2009 01:21:40 GMT http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/beef-empanada-t11630.htm#97760 http://www.migforces.com/home-made-foods-f62/beef-empanada-t11630.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/hati-ng-palda-t11590.htm sheena_rose027 kpag ang palda ng babae ay may hati sa likod,ang ibig niyang sabihin ay,,,,HALIKA,SUNDAN MO AKO!!!!kpag ang hati ng palda ay nasa gilid,,,HALIKA,TABIHAN MO AKO,,,kpag ang hati ng palda ay nasa harap,,HALIKA, PUMASOK KA!!!! Humor Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:41:40 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/hati-ng-palda-t11590.htm#97421 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/hati-ng-palda-t11590.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/nasa-amerika-na-daw-t11770.htm jaymyr Napansin nung Tiyo na ung kanyang pamangkin na bagong salta sa Amerika ay umiiyak sa tabi ng kanyang nakatumbang bisikleta sa tabing daan.Tanong ng Tiyo, "Hijo,bakit ka umiiyak?" Sagot ng pamangkin, "Angkol,Angkol..." Madaling kinorek nung Tiyo ang pamangkin, "Hijo,ikaw ay nasa Amerika na.Hindi Angkol, Angkel!". Tinuloy nung pamangkin ang kwento "Angkel,Angkel,i rode my bysikol..." Madali muling kinorek ng Tiyo ... Humor Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:10:10 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/nasa-amerika-na-daw-t11770.htm#98866 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/nasa-amerika-na-daw-t11770.htm http://www.migforces.com/stories-f55/i-really-miss-you-son-t11659.htm harballah My son, Ryan died in (Acute Lympoblastic Leukemia) after 3 years chemoteraphy. He was 6, He died February 25, 2008. It's just awful. It's so sad, horrible, I can't think. I want him back, happy and healthy and to be with us again. I want to hear his voice, and always smiling and laughing with his big hugs, I missed my little boy my son..... But I prayed that someday we will meet again..........in HEAVEN! Myspace Layouts Stories Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:08:02 GMT http://www.migforces.com/stories-f55/i-really-miss-you-son-t11659.htm#97973 http://www.migforces.com/stories-f55/i-really-miss-you-son-t11659.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/call-girl-t11516.htm jaymyr MISIS2: oh sige game ako jan!

Nakita ni misis1 si mister...

MISIS1: hello boy! pwede ka ba ngayon?
MISTER: ayoko nga sayo,kamukha mo misis ko!]]> Humor Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:36:49 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/call-girl-t11516.htm#96783 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/call-girl-t11516.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/only-in-the-philippines-t11756.htm jaymyr A: ang dalang panabong ay "itik".
Q: pano mo malalaman na may "inutil" sa sabungan?
A: pag may pumusta sa itik!
Q: eh pano mo malalaman na nasa loob ng sabungan si FG Mike arroyo?
A: PAG NANALO YONG ITIK!!! ]]> Humor Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:06:50 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/only-in-the-philippines-t11756.htm#98745 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/only-in-the-philippines-t11756.htm http://www.migforces.com/stories-f55/letting-go-of-success-t11079.htm pegasus202 Success just like failure has a way of impeding our development. Indeed resting on one’s laurels does more harm than past failure because they lure us towards complacency. This article elaborates the need to continuously reach for excellence. I am hoping that this illuminates you. I want to make the most of every day. And, like most people, I’ve discovered that the best way to do it is to let go of past failures. But that’s not all. One can never fully enjoy today while dwelling ... Stories Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:01:17 GMT http://www.migforces.com/stories-f55/letting-go-of-success-t11079.htm#92928 http://www.migforces.com/stories-f55/letting-go-of-success-t11079.htm http://www.migforces.com/miscellaneous-f20/3-reason-teen-crash-t11676.htm hapl82oo9_force Thirteen percent of drivers in fatal accident are age 15 to 20, here are the factors: 1) INEXPERIENCE this is the number one cause of teen crashes.Expert advice thatyou spend at least 100 hours in the car with your child during the permit period to make sure she master the new skill. 2)OTHER TEENS two or more adolescent in a car causes distraction (TALKING,SINGING,GOOFING OFF)that increase the risk of accident 500 percent. 3)ELECTRONICS ... Miscellaneous Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:46:50 GMT http://www.migforces.com/miscellaneous-f20/3-reason-teen-crash-t11676.htm#98113 http://www.migforces.com/miscellaneous-f20/3-reason-teen-crash-t11676.htm http://www.migforces.com/miscellaneous-f20/when-saying-goodbye-is-inevitable-t10817.htm vixen-ivy_force when things have gone awry and there's nothing more to say than goodbye...how will our heart heal?]]> Miscellaneous Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:47:07 GMT http://www.migforces.com/miscellaneous-f20/when-saying-goodbye-is-inevitable-t10817.htm#90455 http://www.migforces.com/miscellaneous-f20/when-saying-goodbye-is-inevitable-t10817.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/guni-guni-mo-lang-t11769.htm jaymyr Pasahero: manong natatae ako,ihinto nyo ang sasakyan Driver: wala yan,guni-guni mo lang yan Pasahero: manong lalabas na!! Driver: guni-guni mo lang yan pagkalipas ng ilang saglit... Driver: ang baho!!! amoy tae!!! Pasahero: wala yan,guni-guni mo lang yan... Humor Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:48:37 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/guni-guni-mo-lang-t11769.htm#98861 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/guni-guni-mo-lang-t11769.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/sister-aritmetik-at-sister-logical-t11759.htm jaymyr Si Sister Aritmetik at Sister Logical ay sabay na umuwi noong gabing iyon... SA: sister,may lalaking sumusunod sa atin kanina pa. SL: oo nga,kailangan nating tumakbo baka makahabol sya. SA: according o my calculations,kahit tumakbo tayo ay makakahabol sya with in 11 mins. SL: logical lng yan,dapat maghiwalay tayo ng pagdadaanan. Naghiwalay sila ng pinagdaanan,sinundan ng lalaki si Sister Logical.Nakauwi si Sister Aritmetik,pero nag-aalala ... Humor Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:37:21 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/sister-aritmetik-at-sister-logical-t11759.htm#98748 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/sister-aritmetik-at-sister-logical-t11759.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/matakot-ka-sa-multo-t11757.htm jaymyr Isang gabi may chanak na ihing ihi na.... Chanak: kapre samahan mo ako,iihi lang ako Kapre: bakit kailangan mo pang magpasama? Chanak: natatakot kasi ako,baka may multo! ngeeeeeeeee... Humor Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:13:06 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/matakot-ka-sa-multo-t11757.htm#98746 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/matakot-ka-sa-multo-t11757.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/green-jokes-time-hehehehe-t11763.htm jesus rubiano dalawang totoy mgkaibigan ang ngpayabangan.... totoy1:lam u tol mayntuklasan ako sa tatay ko totoy2:ano un tol? totoy1:napakagaling pla ng tatay ko para syang super hero totoy2:bkit u nmn nasabi n parang hero tatay u? totoy1:kc nkakagawa sya ng mga d pang karaniwang bagay para ba syang si superman at batman totoy2:tlaga npakagaling nga ng tatay u kaingit k nmn kso baka niloloko mo lng ako ha totoy1:d a sige gusto u patunayan ko syo punta ka ng gabi smin papatunayan ko syo n ... Humor Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:46:34 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/green-jokes-time-hehehehe-t11763.htm#98794 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/green-jokes-time-hehehehe-t11763.htm http://www.migforces.com/miscellaneous-f20/broken-hearts-t11190.htm sn0w_queen529_force MiNSAN MASAKIT KUNG MAGBIRO ANG KAPALARAN..KUNG ANO ANG PINAKANAIS NG PUSO..IYON PA ANG AYAW IBGAY..IKAW PAANO M TATANGGAPIN!.. Miscellaneous Fri, 08 May 2009 08:37:53 GMT http://www.migforces.com/miscellaneous-f20/broken-hearts-t11190.htm#93951 http://www.migforces.com/miscellaneous-f20/broken-hearts-t11190.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/dto-bago-matawa-sana-kyo-t11724.htm jesus rubiano NANALO C JUAN NG TRIP TO AMERICA SA ISANG PACONTEST. SA KHIRAPAN NI JUAN D CYA NKAPAG ARAL KYA KIBIT BLIKAT SYANG PUMUNTA AT KINUHA ANG KNYANG PREMYO..... SA AIRPORT PLANG E KINAKBAHN N CYA LALO NG UMABOT N CYA NG AMERIKA... SASOBRANG KABA NI JUAN N WLANG ALM N INGLIS E PANAYMOKMOK SI JUAN... UMABOT NG 3 ARAW SI JUAN N WLANG KAIN SA KAMANGMANGAN KYA NAISIPAN N NYA MGAHANAP NG KABAYAN SA GUTOM AT PINALAD NMN CYA.... JUAN:AI KABAYAN KA BA? KABAYAN:AI OWO KABAYAN BAGUNG SALTA K BA DINE? JUAN:AI ... Humor Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:36:37 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/dto-bago-matawa-sana-kyo-t11724.htm#98412 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/dto-bago-matawa-sana-kyo-t11724.htm http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-admin-care-t11655.htm lil_angel
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More blessings to come Admin wafa cz. Love you!!!]]> Birthdays Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:02:40 GMT http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-admin-care-t11655.htm#97929 http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-admin-care-t11655.htm http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-princess_shy_force-t11714.htm nashko_force Happy Birthday Graphic Comments Graphics for Happy Birthday Comments Graphics for Happy Birthday Comments Graphics for Happy Birthday Comments Sis princess_shy_force Myspace Happy Birthday Graphics Birthdays Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:15:51 GMT http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-princess_shy_force-t11714.htm#98330 http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-princess_shy_force-t11714.htm http://www.migforces.com/miscellaneous-f20/things-in-life-t7162.htm pegasus202 some you can just give up...


usually in choosing something
it involves the heart and mind...


some say use the heart
some say use the mind


but i think whatever it is

if in the end
the result will be as good as heaven
then maybe
it is all worth it...]]> Miscellaneous Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:40:49 GMT http://www.migforces.com/miscellaneous-f20/things-in-life-t7162.htm#55297 http://www.migforces.com/miscellaneous-f20/things-in-life-t7162.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/symptoms-of-certified-single-t11706.htm jaymyr > panalo ang social life,alam lahat ang gimikan at mall sale
> hayok sa tulog
> gadget addict
> sa cellphone group message ng group message ng quotes
> ngumingiti kahit nag iisa
> tumataba
> porma to the max
> mukhang happy kahit hindi naman talaga]]> Humor Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:07:30 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/symptoms-of-certified-single-t11706.htm#98241 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/symptoms-of-certified-single-t11706.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/nagmula-sa-unggoy-t3654.htm pegasus202 Nag lecture si Miss. Pamutok isang History teacher. Ms. Pamutok: Alam nyo ba mga bata, ang tao ay nagmula raw sa unggoy. Bunag: Ma'am hindi naman e! Sinungaling! Ms. Pamutok: MANAHIMIK KA! HINDI PAMILYA NYO ANG PINAG UUSAPAN! ----------------------- Misis: Hoy, Tumigil ka na sa pag inom ng Beer, masyado kang magastos. Mister: Ikaw, make-up mo ang magastos! Mrs: Nagpapaganda ako para sa iyo. Mister: Ako umiinom naman para gumanda ka! -------------- Pedro: ... Humor Sun, 06 Apr 2008 00:26:55 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/nagmula-sa-unggoy-t3654.htm#22720 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/nagmula-sa-unggoy-t3654.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/makikilibing-lang-t11687.htm nashko_force Sa isang bayan may kalapit ng Padre na namatayan ng asawa, ngayon pumunta ang namatayan ng asawa sa simbahan. Namatayan ng asawa - Padre diko po kaya na wala ang asawa ko hu hu hu . Padre - Iha ang lahat ng bagay ay may kataposan, tapos na yong gawain niya dito sa mundo, uminahon ka, mag ayos ayos ka at marami kang bisita na darating. Ngayon umuwi ang namatayan ng asawa, pagdating sa bahay nagpahinga at naligo, habang naliligo ang namatayan ng asawa napansin niya si padre na ... Humor Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:23:44 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/makikilibing-lang-t11687.htm#98187 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/makikilibing-lang-t11687.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/i-m-sure-gotten-old-t11698.htm unfeigned_force I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, > New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, > Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, > Take 40 different medications that Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia . > Have poor circulation; Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. > Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. > Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, > I still have my driver's ... Humor Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:04:57 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/i-m-sure-gotten-old-t11698.htm#98204 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/i-m-sure-gotten-old-t11698.htm http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-po-bro-tart-t11702.htm erly_force PicSpiK.Com | Birthday Graphics bro tart wishing you all the best on your birthday Birthdays Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:12:43 GMT http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-po-bro-tart-t11702.htm#98228 http://www.migforces.com/birthdays-f23/happy-birthday-po-bro-tart-t11702.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/the-husband-of-the-year-t11710.htm unfeigned_force Husband of the year awards The honorable mention goes to : The United Kingdom cid:image001.jpg@01C93E69.BBB63AE0 ...followed closely by The United States of America cid:image002.jpg@01C93E69.BBB63AE0 and then .............. Poland cid:image003.jpg@01C93E69.BBB63AE0 but 3rd Place must go to ......... Greece cid:image004.jpg@01C93E69.BBB63AE0 ... Humor Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:27:04 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/the-husband-of-the-year-t11710.htm#98294 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/the-husband-of-the-year-t11710.htm http://www.migforces.com/softwares-discussion-f11/make-your-phone-super-fast-t9662.htm tuko_.4.0 For most smartphones, there are dozens of J2ME programming running in front-end or back-end, which takes lots of RAM from your smartphone. MemoryUp can monitor your system in the background, freeing resources when needed. Many smartphone owners have also installed J2ME programs on their phones. MemoryUp can help you to automatically analyze and recover up to 50% RAM occupied by your programs. The main features of MemoryUp includes: - Smart management of Java virtual machine (JVM) - Startup ... Softwares Discussion Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:03:27 GMT http://www.migforces.com/softwares-discussion-f11/make-your-phone-super-fast-t9662.htm#76770 http://www.migforces.com/softwares-discussion-f11/make-your-phone-super-fast-t9662.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/gloria-at-erap-t11631.htm erly_force gloria at erap isang araw nag kasalubong c erap at gloria na lasing dahil indi magkasundo ang 2 nauwi ang pagtatagpo sa asaran.. erap pandak,pandak,pandak ... gloria lasing,lasing,lasin,... erap di bale bukas indi na ako lasing eh kaw pag gising mo pandak ka pa rin Humor Sat, 20 Jun 2009 01:28:43 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/gloria-at-erap-t11631.htm#97761 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/gloria-at-erap-t11631.htm http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/dyan-ka-parin-ba-t11128.htm pegasus202 ]]> Humor Sun, 03 May 2009 00:42:27 GMT http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/dyan-ka-parin-ba-t11128.htm#93469 http://www.migforces.com/humor-f42/dyan-ka-parin-ba-t11128.htm